No matter how big a number is it is always closer to zero than infinity..——Shower Thoughts

As a kid I had no idea that my favorite thing as an adult would be napping.——Typical Girl

Sleeping during a long car ride is like using fast travel in real life.——Shower Thoughts

“DO NOT TOUCH” has got to be one of the scariest things to read in braille.——Troy Osinoff

Maybe Medusa was really really attractive and made men “turn to stone” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ——Shower Thoughts

there are two reasons why we don’t trust people:1. we don’t know them. 2. we know them. ——Jalani

no offense but if i could go back to the day i met u i would have just stayed home ——FREDDY

Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different?——Words Power