Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could’ve become beer but don’t.
I miss the late phone calls, the sweet texts, the happiness, I miss it all.-Feelings ☾
Professor: “Can you pls tell us why you’re so late?” Me: Someone told me to go to hell. Couldn’t find it at first. But now I’m here -9GAG
Love is always a demonstration – not just a set of words or a feeling.－Words Power
8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6,000,000,000+ people, and I’m single.-9GAG
Life is just a really long game about recruiting as many people as you can to attend your funeral.-Shower Thoughts
The proudest thing to tell mom on Mother’s Day: “Mom, don’t worry. Everyone failed.”-9GAG