Relax, you’ll graduate, you’ll get a job, you’ll become an adult, you’ll find someone who loves you. You have an entire life. It takes time. -9GAG
When your mom try to show you a joke she saw on Facebook but you already saw it on Twitter a month ago -Teague Loughman
before vs after i eat -ExcuseThePun
wanna hear a joke ?
I know, I don’t get it either
Me: Hey teacher can you tell me a joke??!
Teacher: Your life.
Me: … -ItsJustNick
home is where you can look ugly & enjoy it -9GAG
If u smoke u die
if u drink u die
if u eat u die
if u love u die
no matter what u die
so do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways -ExcuseThePun
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.-9GAG