When identical twins fight they can’t call each other ugly. -Shower Thoughts

Age is just a number and young is an attitude. -9GAG

top 5 friendzone phrases
1. “you are like a brother to me”
2. “lol you’re so funny”
3. “bestie”
4. “awww thank you”
5. “you’re so nice”
-Funny Quotes

Your birth certificate is just a fancy receipt from your first visit to a hospital. -TheWeirdWorld

All guys should learn from Mario. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her. -9GAG