Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: In your chair, but asking better questions @AmiRul_FiQri165
2. interviewer: What do you bring to the table? Me: My drink. @drunk
Interviewer: so what do you have planned for the future?
Interviewer: no like long term?
Me: oh…dinner. @EpicMahonelover
Interviewer: As far as your availability, how flexible can your hours be?
Interviewer: Any questions?
Me: If only means one what does only one mean? @TheBoydP
ME: if you were an item on McDonalds value menu what would you be and why?
INTERVIEWER: the idea is actually for us to ask you the questions @NoTheOtherJohn
Interviewer: What are your skills?
Me: Throwing shade, talking shit, complaining @SouthernHomo
Job Interviewer: What is your greatest accomplishment?
Me: You mean legally? @gobmentcheese
Interviewer: So, where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore; I’ve won the house cup. @HogwartsRadio
Interviewer: what do you want to do with your life?
Me: I aspire to be in this level of comfort @CutPics
INTERVIEWER: would you say you’re independent?
ME: [looks at mom] [mom nods] i’d say so, yes @FemaleStruggIes
interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses
me: broad shoulders and a chiseled jaw line @QueenOfSass
Job interviewer: Would people say you are reliable?
Me: *shows snap streak of 471*
Job interviewer: when can you start? @feliciad1
*at job interview*
interviewer: why do you want to work for our company?
Interviewer: Would you call yourself a hard worker?
Me: Absolutely! I make almost everything harder than it has to be.. @FloresLouis
interviewer: do you have any special talents?
Interviewer: why should we hire you?
Me: because you’re hiring @AnimalPlizanet
job interviewer: well tell me about yourself
Interviewer:”Tell me about something you love doing that’s not related to your major/career”
Me:”Uhhhhh I love food. Like really love food” @OmarToutounji
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: finding out I’m a secret princess and inheriting the Genovian crown @PetiteBlondine