all my friends: I love my gf/bf
me: I love burgers and fries @silmaaarkk
2. You know when you eat a hamburger and you don’t even remember eating it but then it’s gone? If you say yes we can pursue a friendship. @TinyJana
3. Nothing is sexier than a juicy burger. Nothing. Don’t fight me on this. @kennarik
4. Everyone hitting the gym, meanwhile I’m hitting the burger @allenyew99
5. Could really go for a salad today. With some tomatoes. And onions. And pickles. And beef. A burger. @LivyIsLove
images by @SquareCafeLB
Me: *stares deeply at burger patty*
Me: So you single??
Me: *adds another burger patty*
Me: Nah @The_Jake_Heath
7. Even tho it’s tempting, a gr8 way to reduce calories when you’re out to dinner is to skip the side salad that comes w/ your 1/2 lb burger @3L_belle
8. date someone who’s willing to give up the middle of a burger for you @carley_mcnamara
9. True Life: I ate a burger bigger than my head and I’m still hungry… @alishabrookw
Autocorrect changed burpee to burger.
Autocorrect knows me well. @FebWin