1. [Sees my bus-crush in street life holding hands w/ dude]
Wow you never mentioned you had a boyfriend in months of me silently staring at you @shutupmikeginn
ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight?
HER: no not yet!! i’m totally free and available
ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do @ch000ch
3. waiting for my crush to like me back @DisneysSecrets
4. Me standing outside my crush’s house holding a tableside guac station over my head instead of a boombox @rushbomb
crush: you up?
me: ya lol wyd @NotesForGirlz
Crush: I need a woman who can cook
Friend: your crush is looking at you, act normal
Also me: @hypebizzle
me: my crush-
my friends: wait,… Which one @ohohjanejaana
Me: I have a crush on this guy
My friend: oh so do you talk to him?
10. *me walking by my crush* @h_lxy
11. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK OR CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING WHEN MY CRUSH IS OUT THERE AND COULD TEXT ME ANY SECOND @DanaSchwartzzz
Me: I’m just gonna run to the corner store in my pajamas. I doubt I’ll see anyone I know
Me: Runs into every girl I’ve ever had a crush on @Mr_AndrewHunt
13. Me when my crush won’t text back @BrettSVergara
my crush: whats up?
15. me on the inside when my crush talks to me @sbstryker
16. Me trying to slide into my crush’s DMs @JustinTWJ
17. When your crush posts a new photo @abd_hosnyy
18. The face i make when my crush notice me. @edburggg
19. me staring at my crush from across the bar @sbstryker
Me: I hate Christmas music
My crush: there’s nothing better than Christmas music