Conservatives: We don’t want Sharia Law here dictating what we do!! Religion has no place in politics!!!
Conservatives: Gays can’t marry because God said so. hullocolin
‘Don’t give me orders, you big Belgian waffle’
‘You empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction’
‘Sit down. This isn’t the Wiggles.’
‘I’m actually witnessing, in my mind, a political colonoscopy.’
— The Australian senate last night, in no particular order. Seriously. disgracebydefault
Today in Australia a member of federal parliament spent his Saturday arguing with a simpsons meme page thisisnotadreamvincentlaw
4. The people of Australia have spoken and they have said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ katalizi
5. Because 2016 wasn’t weird enough, today NSW parliament in Australia passed a motion that Donald Trump was a “revolting slug” moxycrimefightr
6. Julia Gillard watching Australian politics right now: whitefriartuck
7. Petition for Lee Lin Chin and Waleed Aly to form a superhero tag team in order to take down One Nation and Pauline Hanson. neutral-nobody
8. justice for lee lin chin alliisonreynlds
9. This epic reply to Donald Trump semeterybones
10. Ah Auspol goughwhitlams
11. The last time an Australian PM served a full term, the iPhone had not been invented — ABC News another–werewolf
12. australian news today: withrosered
Society: You! Welfare recipient! Go out and get a job~ Stop dole bulging!!
Me: Goes and gets a low income job
Society: You leaner! You don’t contribute a thing. You should have got educated!
Me: Goes to university for 4 years
Society: Just an undergrad? That’s it?
Me: Goes back to university for 4 years to do get a Masters degree
Society: Lol u want a job? You’ve had no experience. Your generation is so entitled.
Me: What am I supposed to do?
Society: Be born rich. auspoliticspixie
14. This hilarious take tearkid
15. word of warning for any American friends planning to flee to Australia: come by plane, people who come by boat get sent to fester on an island made of bird shit I kid you not. argumate
16. This terrifying morph headkittens
17. the hung parliament to every australian tonight bitch-biscuit