'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0." ― Unknown— Programming Wisdom (@CodeWisdom) November 24, 2016
This W3C spec reads like a text on gnostic mysticism pic.twitter.com/CpIYdwrLRP— Jaiden Mispy (@m1sp) November 11, 2016
Me: I'm good in C Language.— Virendra Vaishnav (@VaishnavDevta) May 23, 2016
Interviewer: Write HELLO WORLD using C.
You think you're unique until you have to choose a username.— Dr. Sheldon Cooper (@TheRealSheldonC) June 5, 2016
If you ever feel alone in this world, read your firewall logs.— Nap Enthusiast ⧝ (@Pic0o) December 15, 2015
Problem solved :)
Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.— Tom Scott (@tomscott) February 27, 2012
JUNIOR DEVELOPER WANTED:— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) April 15, 2015
Must have all the experience of a senior developer, but be content with the salary of a junior.
Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!—(@Loh) December 12, 2013
"Don't be too clever," is one of my mantras. pic.twitter.com/y7NQuwVHOb— Nicholas C. Zakas (@slicknet) March 24, 2016
Job hunting as a software developer. pic.twitter.com/F5WDUu8i7a— ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@KeLuKeLuGames) January 9, 2015
Use whatever brace style you prefer.— Jingle Dells (@UdellGames) October 19, 2016
But not this.
Don't do this.
Seek help instead of this. pic.twitter.com/1EYb7BLHkb
“We love your open source work, the code is excellent, but would you mind showing us a quick fibonacci sequence on the whiteboard?”— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) November 19, 2015
Roses are red— Melvin Lammerts (@showthread) August 17, 2016
Violets are blue
Don't hardcode your tokens
Or I'll use them too
My New Years resolution:— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) January 4, 2016
1024 x 768
Kickin’ it old school.
After 17 years as a professional developer, it seems that the answer to every programming question is "it depends"— James Golding (@EpicJamesG) November 4, 2016
This is the hell we live in now pic.twitter.com/NEOrXvltLN— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) November 30, 2016
“Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. ” -Eagleson's law— Programming Wisdom (@CodeWisdom) December 13, 2016
Knock knock.— nixCraft (@nixcraft) December 28, 2016
Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love— Pete Cordell (@petecordell) January 29, 2014
This picture accurately sums up my approach to bug fixing in Game Dev pic.twitter.com/DqR6C6Pqy1— Oliver Age 24 (@OliverAge24) December 16, 2016