what he says: scared, potter?
what he thinks: because, if you are, i’ll protect you! nobody needs to hurt my precious potter baby. he must be protected at all costs. he is mine.
Hermione: im cold
Ron: here, take my jacket
Harry: im cold
Draco: well shit potter, im a wizard not some freaking weather controller
draco: *murmuring* i’d date you
draco: i said i haTE YOU. fucking autocorrect
harry: we’re talking
Hermione: Draco, what have I said about comparing Ronald to the devil?
Draco: that it’s offensive to the devil
Draco: literally fuck every gryffindor ever… you can’t trust them for shit
Draco 3 mins later: nvm he texted back
Draco: when you said magical in bed this isn’t exactly what I was expe-
Harry: *holding up an ace of spades* is this your card
Draco: *softly* holy shit..
Harry: Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinch me.
Draco: [pinches Harry]
Harry: Not on the arse!
Draco: Sorry. It was just right there.
draco: merry christmas. here, i got this for you-
harry: oh, thanks, uh
harry: draco, this is a framed picture of you
draco: that’s right. only the best for you, babe.
Ron: Hermione Jean Granger, will you marry me?
Draco: potter, I f-ing hate you and I want to spend the rest of my life hating you
Harry: are you proposing?
Harry: *kisses Draco on the cheek*
Draco: ugh.. wtf potter?! gross..
Draco: …do it again.
Draco on Christmas, Probably
Draco: Potter help, I’m trapped under the tree and the star’s tangled in my hair.
Harry: Why were you under the tree?
Draco: … Because I’m a gift to this world?
Harry: draco youre such a bitch
Draco: fuck off potter
Later when Draco is in his dorm: im so shook he talked to me he addressed me im gonna die god bless
d a d d y
draco: can you sign my hogsmeade permission slip?
harry: why me
draco: uh, cuz you my daddy
DRACO: i guess i’m just too tough to cry
BLAISE: just today you were crying about snakes
DRACO: they don’t have any arms!!
Harry: They say that when you kiss someone for one minute, you burn 2.6 calories. Wanna burn some calories with me, Draco?
Draco: Are you trying to say I’m fat?
draco making sure that he reads every letter that scorpius sends him and replies as fast as he can
scorpius’ father hears about everything
Lucius: I’m not like a regular dad, I’m a cool dad. Right Draco?
Draco: Please stop talking.
Draco: Potter, truth or dare?
Draco: Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room. And notice I charitably said “girl” and not “person” because let’s face it, I’d smoke all of you.
in the future at some point
draco: *holding his son on his lap* you see, i won your daddy over by being nice to him and showering him with love and affection. of course, as soon as i asked him out, he said yes. harry: draco, you tried to kill me multiple times and basically stalked me the entire time we were at hogwarts…
draco: *shushing harry* he doesn’t need to know that part.
Draco: (pretending to be Santa) Hohoho~ what do you want for Christmas
Blaise: A unicorn
Draco: Be fucking realistic
Blaise: Ah, then Hermione Granger
Draco: What color do you want your fucking unicorn to be