When your pen melts in the heat.
idea for a better society: tinder replaces each person’s age with ‘has air conditioning yes/no’
it’s currently summer in australia so i’ve got my fan on but it’s literally so weak wtf it feels like a small child is softly blowing on me
it’s still 29 degrees how can people enjoy this godforsaken season
The hardest part of moving into a new place is figuring out which train to catch in the morning that won’t result in a sweaty/trampled death
a good way to cool down on a hot day – get a friend to turn on the garden hose, and have them point the stream directly into your arsehole
I’ve thought “it’s soooo hot” so many times my brain is boring itself
This is what happens when you leave soft drink in your car during a heatwave – Pepsi explosion everywhere
You know it’s summer in Australia when you can’t even finish your cereal before the milk goes lukewarm
put a tarp over your car and tie your pets to something that wont blow away, its a summer afternoon in brisbane
I’m done with waking up literally swimming in my own sweat can climate change just like relax
I wonder if I could just move to Canada. How cold does it get there?
me getting ready this morning as it’s already fucking 30.C at 7am
If you’re in Sydney, mention the weather to strangers. They might not realise its hot and will appreciate the heads up.
You know it’s summer in Australia, when you turn on the cold water and it’s as hot as the hot water tap
this 34 degree melb weather feels wildly different to the 34 degree sweat resplendent swamp that was sydney on the weekend
You know it’s summer in Australia when
I hate most things about summer (the sweating, the exhaustion, the discomfort), but i think the inability to keep my glasses in place wins
5:30am: it’s 28 fucking degrees & super fucking humid rn. i threw an actual tantrum last night bc i couldn’t sleep. i fucking hate summer