The Bachelor is an American reality television dating game show that debuted on March 25, 2002, on ABC. The show is hosted by Chris Harrison.
Corrine: “I am so excited to see Nick.”
Us: “We are so excited to see Nick … Carter.”
Corinne’s nanny is the real winner here because she gets a break from having to deal with Corinne
Find someone who looks at you the way. Nick Viall looks at a girl after she’s puked
Astrid in her flimsy Fabletics bra coming in last but but somehow pulling it off is a metaphor for my life
Took 3 days for me to blow up the bouncy house. My lungs are spent! So worth it to provide a fairy tale dream for my Corinne.
Even Reddi Wip is ashamed to be a part of this scene.
corrine is my new drunk alter ego name
Me if my name was on the athletic-inspired group date card.
I hope Nick’s ties keeping getting thinner and thinner. I want him to propose with a strand of angel hair pasta around his neck
“She wasn’t… Reddi”
“What are we?” – Any girl to Nick
(cab pulls up and Nick Opens the door)
A bunch of Millennial women losing their shit over The Backstreet Boys is the realest shit I have ever seen on reality tv.
I love hearing people talk about The Bachelor because every episode sounds like what someone did right before you cut them out of your life.
When u find a girl who doesn’t have a nanny: #TheBachelor
Backstreet Boys: “Am I sexual?”
*Liz appears* Well, gather ’round and let me tell ye the tale of Jade and Tanner’s wedding
“I’m about to embarrass myself in front of 500 plus people,” says Corinne, who seriously forgets this whole show will air on TV.
Vanesa: *pukes 13 times on a first date and still makes out with Nick*
you: *can’t even get a text back*
It figures that someone who calls choreography, “planned dancing” calls Mac & Cheese, “cheese pasta”