Biden:<whispers> not Slytherin … not Slytherin— Caleb Gardner (@calebgardner) January 13, 2017
Obama: Joe, this isn't–
Biden: … not Slytherin …
Obama: you know what, Gryffindor pic.twitter.com/Dfeqvlkohe
that one friend who just has to give you a way better gift than you gave them. pic.twitter.com/ViWgY0L6xK— cx cope (@cxcope) January 12, 2017
Joe: I am the watcher on the walls— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 14, 2017
Barack: No, it's not that
Joe: I pledge my life & honor to the Night's Watch
Barack: Ok, winter is coming pic.twitter.com/koh0RQ7k2H
Biden: am i an avenger now?— Ally Gator (@notacroc) January 13, 2017
Obama: sure Joe
"tell me how it's gonna be, barack"— Avery Monsen (@averymonsen) January 13, 2017
"we're gonna get a little place. we'll have a cow, some chickens"
"i get to tend the rabbits?"
"but i thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"— ((Julia Reinstein)) (@juliareinstein) January 13, 2017
"well baby, i went down and got it for you"
"aw, you shouldn't have" pic.twitter.com/GfhnGsXFIW
The Presidential Medal of Freedom isn't bad either. pic.twitter.com/HI4tMrLJ32— The Glad Stork (@TheGladStork) January 13, 2017
Biden: Is this for Mario Kart?— DICK HERCULES (@RatCatcherMpls) January 14, 2017
Obama: Joe, it's the medal of freedom
Biden: *whispering* I'm gonna tell people I got it playing Mario Kart pic.twitter.com/YCRxj5kT4K
Joe: "Ive… haad the time of my liiiffe— Tri-Racial Trent (@TrentFromTwitta) January 13, 2017
Barack: Joe, chill
Joe: Cmon, 8 years
Joe:"And I've never felt this way before " pic.twitter.com/JEzpiFUfKr
Biden: wow this is like a black belt huh— rudy mustang (@roostermustache) January 12, 2017
Obama: no it's the presidential medal of free- ya know what, yeah joe, it's like a black belt pic.twitter.com/2WfFJ2Wn7c
Obama: Joe, I got you something.— Joe Biden (@SavageJoeBiden) January 14, 2017
Biden: Is it an ice cream cone?
Obama: It's the Presidental Medal of Freedom…
BIDEN: Is this like the necklace from Titanic?— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) January 13, 2017
OBAMA: sure Joe
BIDEN: will you draw me like one of your French girls?
Biden: I told you chokers were back in style.— Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) January 14, 2017
Obama: It's an award, Joe.
Biden: For being fashion forward?
Obama: Sure, Joe. pic.twitter.com/DJweu8vZBi
biden: i am one with the force, the force is with me— Colin Jones (@colinjones) January 14, 2017
biden: nothing pic.twitter.com/xAlcWBPM4M
OBAMA: I award you the Medal of Freedom, Joe.— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) January 12, 2017
BIDEN: IMMA EAT IT RIGHT NOW
OBAMA: It's not a chocolate medal-
Today Joe received the highest civilian honor pic.twitter.com/clZQPKgcvB— whataboutit (@whataboutitthoo) January 13, 2017
BIDEN: I was so sad when I didn’t get a medal in the original trilogy— REW (@therealeatwood) January 13, 2017
OBAMA: That was Chewbacca, Joe pic.twitter.com/3RHWNE5SlJ
Biden: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall…— Savage Biden (@SavageBiden) January 17, 2017
Obama: This doesn't make you the Green Lantern, Joe. pic.twitter.com/C1mZDPLdni