You can’t be broke if you don’t check your bank account
Me: Treat yo self!
My Bank Account: WITH WHAT HOE? WITH WHAT?!
if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
hey handsome…………of that money to me
when i catch myself stealing money from my savings account
Me: I’m done spending money :) I’m gonna be responsible and save
Any store: surprise sale
when my friends ask me for money
i just need a hug(e amount of money)
me: *spends money*
me: *has less money in bank account*
when u walk into a store only tryna spend like $20 and the cashier says “your total is $198.82″
me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that
me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
“Sorry, your card declined”
Okay but why you so loud for?
me, without money: money is the root of all evil. the things u own end up owning u
me, with money: ya can i get 20 mcchickens
[checks bank account] more fake news smh
i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was “cool. that bird makes more money than me”
When my mom asks me how much money I spend on food
When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it
“I’m $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money.”