Don’t be sad if you’re alone on Valentine’s Day.
Be sad because you’re alone every day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow,
I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts.
Happy Valentines Day aka spend $200 to avoid a fight
Guess who has a inbox full of valentine messages
Do I care if it’s valentines day?
What’s my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I’m describing my bed again.
That moment you realized your milk has a Valentine’s Day date & you don’t…
apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on you date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
We should get rid of Valentines Day and replace it with a second Thanksgiving
seeing cute couples in public
less than 1 month until valentine’s day which means less than 1 month until i buy 75% clearance chocolate for myself at target
couples have love but single people have funnier memes to relate to so i think we win
Everyone tell the person they have a crush on that you love them (but only if you’re hot).
Valentine’s Day is bullshit.
(If I don’t get something I will probably cry)
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
so what do you guys have planned for valentines day
thats the spirit