My 70 year old neighbour is feeding our fish whilst we are on holiday n she text ma maw this
my mum doesn’t seem to understand exams
Consider the dishwasher Phil’d mum x
I’m glad you find it funny Pete
No chance he’s for real hahaha
Wot on earth hahahaa
oh na na what’s my name
Wit chance u got???
Bike still for sale?
Told ma dad a got sacked
Scud bought pigeons off a gumtree man now the cunts phoned the RSPCA
Poor boys new tae snapchat
This epic masterpiece
Apparently Andy Murray is my brother
Daves phone widny turn on, telt him wrapping it in ham wid help it, full scale mongo