Can’t wait for Valentines Day. I’m gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting “Knew I’d find you here! You bastard” then run out.
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog’s paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
I’ll see you Thursday, my half priced pretties.
Sometimes I think ‘maybe I should go out and meet people’ and then I remember I don’t really like people or leaving my house.
I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing this.
sometimes I get sad cus I’m single then I remember Rihanna is single n I get happy then I remember Rihanna is wealthy n I get sad again
#WhyImSingle he lives in my imagination
When you’re single, but all your friends are in relationships.
I’m a single woman in the early thirties, who doesn’t want children. Yesterday, I accepted my future.
Some days are good… and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy.
oh my fucking god.
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I’ve got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
It’s 2017, she is still single.
[getting ready for a date]
ROOMMATE: the key is to not seem too desperate
DATE: i love this restaurant
ME: haha i love u too
When you’re the only single sibling
The are 2 kinds of dates