NASA: we found 7 earth sized planets 40 light Yrs away, you can’t see them, just believe us.
NASA: climate change!
Astronomers have just discovered several habitable planets.
My first thought was, “Leave them alone, maybe they’re happy.”
Trump: More earth-sized planets were discovered during my presidency than during Obama’s.
The seven Earth-size planets orbiting dwarf star named Trappist-1 have been added to the travel ban list.
SCIENTISTS FROM THE 7 NEWLY DISCOVERED HABITABLE PLANETS: we just discovered a single habitable planet caled ‘earth’ thats full of idiots
Here’s my take on planets: keep humans away from them.
Nasa found 7 new planets and I can’t even find a phone charger in my own home.
Someone at NASA right now is trying to explain what they’ve found to the President
One month of Trump and NASA is literally announcing that it has found a potential back-up Earth.
NASA discovering earth-like planets is exactly why they need more funding. But no, let’s spend $22 billion on a wall.
NASA: “So we’ve found 7 new planets”
Seven new planets were discovered today but I’m still looking for signs of intelligent life on Earth.
40 light years away means the Trappist-1 system is just getting radio and TV from 1977.
SORRY ABOUT DISCO YOU GUYS!
NASA I love you but please consult the Star Wars/Star Trek people for space names
Earth: We found 7 Earth-like planets!
7 Earth-like planets (in unison): FUCK.
what if the new planets discovered us too
NASA: *announces 7 new planets*
Beyoncé: *announces pregnancy with twins*
Everyone: “LIFE HAS MEANING! BIGGEST NEWS EVER!”
*president orders NASA to beam a radio message to the seven earthlike planets telling them he won the election by the biggest margin ever*
Predicted Breirbart headline: “We’re supposed to trust “scientists” who couldn’t see SEVEN earth sized planets until now?”
everyone keeps talking about the new planets NASA found but it’s 2017 and we still can’t talk to our pets so it can’t be that great
“NASA found 7 Earth-sized planets orbiting a nearby star”
So on those seven new planets NASA discovered, the real concern is will there be WiFi
Lol. We find new earth like planets & American reactions are all:
‘Thank God. Let’s get the hell out of here before he kills off NASA.’
let’s take a moment to appreciate nasa’s snapchat story today
I know who to call to get us to these planets pic.twitter.com/jvPtCJbWID— Kevin O'Keeffe (@kevinpokeeffe) February 22, 2017
When you get a push alert and it's about planets in outer space and not politics pic.twitter.com/pNnzwkZgwO— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) February 22, 2017
*trump becomes president*— Sammy (@SammyAlbon) February 23, 2017
*a few weeks later*
NASA: we've found 7 planets, 3 we can live on and there's enough room for everyone pic.twitter.com/R4RDoAtHJC
OK BUT THE GOOGLE DOODLE FOR THE NASA DISCOVERY IS THE CUTEST THING EVER pic.twitter.com/dzbkEHYJ5X— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) February 24, 2017
NASA: we discovered some new planets— Eric Haywood (@EricHaywood) February 22, 2017
NASA: but we can’t get there
Planets: we have oil
U.S. Military: pic.twitter.com/3aPzJWlesX