1. Sometimes you just gotta let it all hang out…
3. Umm… WHAT THE F**K?!
4. You have GOT to be kidding me!
5. How can that possibly be comfortable?!
6. Isn’t there some sort of weight restriction on this plane?
7. Just your typical airplane contortionist.
8. Do you mind?
9. At least it’s in a pouch…
10. I would hate to be the poor soul sitting in front of this supremely inconsiderate person.
11. Well, I guess you’re prepared…
12. Re-evaluate your choices.
13. Not impressed.
15. Could you not air your socks out on the food tray, sir?
16. You poor plebeians with no leg room, please pardon me while I stretch out a bit.
17. What could possibly compel any civilized being to do such a thing?!
18. Meanwhile, in the emergency exit aisle…
19. No, no, no, no, NO!!!
20. This makes me uncomfortable.