1. Why is this funny?
me : hey— eliza (@eggliza) March 11, 2017
student athlete :
me : how did you say that out loud
2. I can’t explain to you why any of these are funny.
3. The internet has pretty much ruined us all.
MANNN THIS IS WHY I CANT GET OFF THE INTERNET TO DO MY HOMEWORK pic.twitter.com/XbVMtVgH2c— Erik from RI ⚓️ (@SoulessVibez) March 6, 2017
4. You simply have to have a particular sense of humour to know.
he’s like this every time we turn the vaccuum cleaner on pic.twitter.com/3idhyzrvl6— julien (@eggsandbread) March 14, 2017
5. My weird-humoured friends, you have found your people.
rt to ruin someone's day pic.twitter.com/7wfpYDzels— churriskiis (@arturovasquez__) February 19, 2017
6. It makes absolutely no sense.
7. Why am I laughing at this?
Karen from accounting thinks I hate all birds because she caught me yelling at a bird but the truth is I only hate one specific bird— several onions (@Amusitr0n) March 16, 2017
8. Absolutely. No. Sense.
When you gotta double check to make sure the microwave isn't spying on you before you leave the house. pic.twitter.com/lx5ncTLiwb— Travon Free (@Travon) March 13, 2017
jazz is my life…this is my music pic.twitter.com/IgN66db62r— chill video gamer :) (@sexualjumanji) February 23, 2017
10. Which is why these jokes are mostly reserved for people with the weirdest…
Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying?— The No Show (@The_No_Show) June 13, 2014
Scientist: No idea. *eats bee*
Scientist: Did you just eat a bee?
Scientist: *eats bee* No.
11. Pissing ourselves for no reason at all.
12. …most random sense of humour.
The worst placed ad placement by country mile pic.twitter.com/SnE7cvAXf6— mark perkins (@thatmarkperkins) March 12, 2017
13. Only those blessed with the weirdest, most unique sense of humour will know.
Wait a minute…— Daniel "Kibblesmith" (@kibblesmith) October 8, 2014
Run full-spectral analysis.
Oh my god. I knew it. pic.twitter.com/Dp3GjALJPW
14. Literally, WHY is this funny?
everyday we stray further & further from gods lightpic.twitter.com/xo3PNrVpdj— (678)-999-8212 (@thotfulvisions) March 14, 2017
15. Until then, the rest of us will keep wondering.
"Unlock the car Sharon, I love you. We can make this work." pic.twitter.com/Q5Vygjdxee— D Duh (@d_duhwit) June 21, 2016
16. Is there something I’m missing?
THE EGGS HAVE HATCHED. FLY MY CHILDREN pic.twitter.com/83zo2nxlXP— Alex Hirsch (@_AlexHirsch) March 11, 2017
17. Which means now you probably laugh at shit and have *no idea why*.
ME: *slams buzzer* MUFFIN FUCKER?— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) September 22, 2016
PAT: 1) we don’t have buzzers 2) that doesn’t even fit 3) I’ll give you $20 to leave now
ME: no deal Howie pic.twitter.com/oTa8lCLQIT
18. Is there something I simply don’t get?
i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others pic.twitter.com/KASFAIIQWc— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) April 8, 2015
19. OK, this one is great so I get it, but also WHY?!
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR— Drew Janda (@drewjanda) November 7, 2015
ALL OVER MY CAR
INSIDE OF MY CAR
THEY COULD KILL ME
I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES
20. TBH, it’s probably the internet’s fault.
if the illuminati doesn't exist then explain this pic.twitter.com/BUey2pYHMY— Grey Jarvis (@grey_jarvis) March 4, 2017
21. Fishes in bong bowls are practically normal.
accidentally broke my fishes crib had to put him in something before the guy suffocated pic.twitter.com/OswMMYcZeg— c (@craigtf_) March 6, 2017
22. And fishes as carrots aren’t that weird at all.
It's been 3 days since I replaced my sisters goldfish with carrot's pic.twitter.com/En3OMIAGYB— McCræ (@SamuelAnnis) March 5, 2017