The good people of the Twittersphere clapped back in the most hilarious way possible – by coming up with new slogans for them.
We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— W.T. Martyn (@WTMartyn2) April 11, 2017
Board as a doctor,— Jenn (@fanqin0619) April 11, 2017
Leave as a patient. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
#newunitedairlinesmottos: "We put the hospital in hospitality."— Christopher Kalish (@cjksrq) April 11, 2017
Our prices can't be beaten! But our passengers can. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Matthew Murphy (@mmurphy0907) April 11, 2017
"Not enough seating, prepare for a beating." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Andreas H. (@crizzler) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We have an offer you can't refuse. No really.— OldCrow (@BirdieWings80) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— George Madeh (@xXGurgleXx) April 11, 2017
We treat you like we treat your luggage.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos We beat the customer. Not the competition.— Jennifer L Wick (@jlcamp87) April 11, 2017
And you thought leg room was an issue. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Jolene Nechiporenko (@JNechiporenko) April 11, 2017
Next time my kids refuse to get out of bed, I'm calling United Airlines #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— AGupta (@guppygupta) April 11, 2017
Where volunteering is mandatory #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Hollyn Heron (@HollynHeron) April 11, 2017
We Treat You Like a King. Rodney King. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Josie Pullen (@JPullen_11) April 11, 2017
Now Offering One Free Carry Off #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Robert Quinn (@trumanquinn) April 11, 2017
You may have patients, but we don't have patience #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Isa (@isabella_rothe) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos – beating random customers since 2017— Matthew McGrew (@MatthewDMcGrew) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Ben (@drownablefish) April 11, 2017
if our staff need a seat, we'll drag you out by your feet
This is your captain Ladies and Gentlemen, let's get ready tooooooooooo rummmmmmmmmmmmble! #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Jamie T. Wood (@Jamiethomaswood) April 11, 2017
May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Flyin' Chemist (@flyin_chemist) April 11, 2017
Proudly offering Admirals Club, Captain's Club and Fight Club. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Jason Edge-Lord (@JasonEdgeLord) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Pharmer Rollwind (@RollwindPharmer) April 11, 2017
A bloody good airline.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Dave Sawatsky (@DaveSawatsky) April 11, 2017
United: Don't make us ask twice.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos the seatbelt sign has been turned off and it is now safe to be dragged around the cabin— Viddles (@Dviddles) April 11, 2017
You should see what we do to your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos First rule of flying United. DON'T fly United.— justin Passmore (@passmoj) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Please return the passenger next to you to the upright position.— Hysterical Raisins (@HRaisins) April 11, 2017