Me: I’m definitely over him
Guests: I brought you some non-alcoholic wine
Me: oh excellent *pours it down the sink without breaking eye contact*
*sits on my balcony overlooking the french countryside, sipping $15,000 wine from a 7-foot crazy straw*
Me at a wine tasting:
*stares off into the distance*
…Ah, yes. This is in fact wine.
*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
I have seen the future and it is bright.
Me, bewildered: “What is this odd thingy?”
H: It’s called a wine stopper.
Me, whisper cries: “Why would anyone want to stop the wine?”
[ordering wine while on date]
do you like merlot, tammy?
“yeah but you don’t pronounce the T”
ok *looks at waiter* 2 merlot for me and ammy
Me: can I get a glass of wine please?
Employee: sir this is McDonalds
Me: oh fuck I am so sorry… Can I get a McWine?
Trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest alcohol percentage
my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine scientifrick
im the aunt lordjoshbass
me whenever i drink something from a wine glass
So much of being an adult is bringing a bottle of wine someone brought to your house to someone else’s house
budgeting tip buy all of your bedding in the same color as the wine you drink in bed
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio
If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.