i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I’ll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.
Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.
imagine thinking that being friendzoned is worse than finding out someone u thought valued u as a whole person just wanted to fuck u
You’re never ‘stuck in the friend zone’, if you value having women as friends.
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more lnfamy
if you compliment a girl and she replies at all you just got friendzoned.. if you compliment a girl and she doesnt take you’re dick out and start sucking it.. friend zone :/ muscleluvr2
just to confuse people, I’ve named my vagina “the friendzone”
ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no
I would never put a guy in a friend zone, because there’s no way I’d be friends with someone who’d believe in that as a thing.
how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which I feel really guilty about but I just want to be free from this nightmare” zone
You say “friendzone” but I hear “her free will and autonomy is inconvenient to my boner and therefore she’s the bad guy”
The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”
Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”
if u think being in the friend zone is bad, imagine being shamed for not pursuing a relationship with somebody you don’t like :-)
“i’m always in the friendzone!!!” good I hope it’s cold and bad in there and they have no good snacks
me in a haunted house: friendzone
People who say stuff like ‘cats are selfish and fake and only pretend to like you so you’ll feed them’ sound like they got friendzoned by a cat
me: hey i like your shoes
me: friendzoned again
I don’t need femims because we have lost too many men to the friendzone. The zone where they get to be friends with women. It’s a nightmare