*genuinely* overheard in waitrose: mu-umm aren’t we out of pomegranate molasses?
Overheard in Waitrose: Sebastian stop hitting your sister, or you won’t get any Brioche!
Overheard in the village – ‘The paper quality of Waitrose’s Christmas Cards doesn’t seem to equal last year’s, Brexit must have hit hard’
Overheard at Waitrose “I got so stressed out with the garden my husband just insisted I went shopping at Waitrose to calm ones self down”
Overheard in Waitrose. “Security here. There’s a customer with a pet rabbit in a cage. Is it allowed in the store?”
Overheard in Waitrose – “Fuck no more free coffee ! …….. come along Tarquin you little shit , we’re orf to Sainsbury’s ”
Overheard in Waitrose. Mummy, does legot have a t in it like merlot?
Overheard in Waitrose… “Do you know her?” “Yeah, we used to play the cello together”
“Mummy doesn’t buy quails eggs, we make our own. Remember?” Conversations overheard in Waitrose
overheard in waitrose: “mummy, please can we have quinoa for dinner tonight?”
not okay. no child should WANT quinoa
Overheard in Waitrose:
“No, Giles! Get a nice Chablis. What is it with you and your obsession with Sauvignon Blanc?”
Overheard in Waitrose, ‘Prosecco is so passé.’ Think I’d rather be in the out-crowd.
Overheard in Waitrose ‘Do you have organic dog food?’ Babes… your dog literally licks its own arse, not sure rover’s that fussed
Overheard in Canary Wharf Waitrose : “that pay rise is making you feel special”
Overheard in Waitrose car park:
“Oh, Bertie! You’re not to touch Daddy’s craft Beers.”
Just overheard someone say “You’re Welcome” to the self scan machine after it thanked them for shopping at waitrose
How very British
Overheard in Waitrose, “I’m a Waitrose person for all my Marxist credentials”
“Waitrose have sold out of my favourite Duchy of Cornwall Zesty Lemon Curd so don’t talk to me about your f*cking problems!”
So, we had our own Overheard in Waitrose moment earlier
“Daddy, do you remember that time I was on a cheese farm in France..”
Overheard in Waitrose: ‘So I asked him outright – how am I supposed to get homemade hummus out of cashmere?’
(Overheard in Waitrose)
Child to mother: “Why do you always have coffee?”
Mother: “Because I have you, mummy needs coffee”
Overheard in Waitrose yesterday: a dad telling his young son when buying white wine that this was “mummy’s water”.
Overheard in waitrose at the butcher counter..
“Can you believe I was 40 before I had quail?”
Overheard in Waitrose “Jemima, you’ll have to take the Rosemary off the Focaccia before we feed the ducks, Darling…. They can’t digest it!”
Overheard in Waitrose: “do they have any gluten-free yorkshire puddings?”
Overheard in a Waitrose in Surrey
“Our house has its own postcode, it’s really handy for the sat nav, as it takes us half-way up our drive”
Overheard in waitrose: ‘don’t use a leaf blower when you’re wearing a scarf- I nearly hanged myself.’
Overheard in Waitrose: “Darling have we run out of porcini mushrooms?”
It was me. I said that.
‘Put it back. I’ve started making my own ironing water.’
Overheard at lunchtime in Waitrose: “I’ve started doing my weekly shop at Aldi but I don’t talk to anyone there”.
Overheard in Waitrose: ‘Mummy, why have you bought Waitrose Essentials Carrots?’
‘Don’t worry, Rufus, they’re for the horses’
Overheard in Waitrose: “But Mummy… I want the venison and chorizo sausages!”