Me: Hey, you can't just run around outside naked.— Josh Williams (@jw) May 2, 2017
3yo: I'm not. I'm walking.
My 3 year old niece has convinced herself that "bathing suit" is pronounced "baby soup"— Hannah (@HannahSilene) May 3, 2017
3yo: I need a bandaid for my ouch— Sydney Walker (@SydneyBlaine12) April 26, 2017
Me: *gets bandaid*
3yo: *screaming* NOT THAT BANDAID!
3year old: ms madison what are you doing— Madison Smith (@madi_k_smith) April 24, 2017
3yo: what are you doing
3yo: what are you doing
3yo: what ar
3yo: *sticks his hand in my back pocket as we walk*— Kiersten White (@kierstenwhite) April 25, 2017
Me: Please don't do that.
3yo: The pineapple told me I could.
Dang creep pineapple.
"Wow, I've always wanted this."— Dad's Take (@DadsTake) April 27, 2017
~ something my 3yo didn't know existed 2 seconds ago
3YO: "I'm always a mommy to my baby. Do you know where my baby is?"— Theresa Thorn (@theresathorn) April 29, 2017
My 3yo can't pronounce the word 'sleep.' He says 'beep.'— Amanda Rawson Hill (@amandarhill32) May 3, 2017
"Let's go beep."
"Only two more beeps until Disneyland!"#kidlitvoice
3yo child of a friend during a stormy argument w/parent: "My sorry has retired!"— AnnaClutterbuck-Cook (@feministlib) April 27, 2017
Child: "My sorry is not working, it is retired!"
Me: How do I look?— Sonia Leong (@sonia_leong) April 29, 2017
My 3yo son: You look like a pretty baddie.
Me: *fist pump*
GOALS REALISED pic.twitter.com/RhLBGfenX9
3yo: daddy! will u help me?— lon knives drawn (@lawnsea) April 29, 2017
sure, bud, what do u need?
3yo: i pooped on the floor pic.twitter.com/RcheO8jAyf
3 year old: my boyfriends name is luca— alyssa (@Im_fabuLYSS) May 1, 2017
me: thought his name was kevin
her: that's my other one
me: you have 2???
her: no silly..i have 4
Today the 3 year old I nanny asked me "Did the dinosaurs live with you when you were little"— Kailee Altieri (@kaykayaltieri) May 1, 2017
A 3 year old came in my work and told me I look like the green power ranger and I can't help but feel like I found my life calling— (@jordansluma) May 1, 2017
3yo: Mama, you're the bestly mama ever!— Sydney Walker (@SydneyBlaine12) April 26, 2017
Me: Aw, thank you baby
3yo: Now get me some candy
Today a 3 year old told me "happy birthday bitch!"— Marissa speaks out.. (@marisssaolivas) May 2, 2017
3yo, pointing at a helicopter: that's the police, they're looking for the time out kids.— Heather Spohr (@mamaspohr) April 24, 2017
I was talking to Brent's 3 year old sister & she said, "why is baby Bailey still stuck inside of you? I want to take her out right now!"— Karina (@kayleyva12) May 2, 2017
*drinking at a water fountain*— Piper Preschool (@PiperPreschool) April 28, 2017
3yo: I really like drinking. Like so, so much. I think I might have a drinking problem.#OverheardAtPreschool
3yo: KITTY!— Brigid Kemmerer (@BrigidKemmerer) April 25, 2017
Me: Leave the kitty alone.
Me: Leave the kitty alone
Me: Leave the –
3yo: THE KITTY SCRATCH ME. pic.twitter.com/LRETVRkvz1
3yo: Mammy, your belly is getting big again. pic.twitter.com/rM2IhyDLCN— Eimear (@MissEims) April 30, 2017