Mom: Can you order your dad this shirt from The Gap website?
Mom: Oh no! It’s 10:30 pm, aren’t they closed?
My mom frequently forgets the name for cargo shorts and calls them “purse pants”
My mom made a “homemade” pillow. It felt weird so I asked what she stuffed it with. She said “Lint from the dryer lint trap.” EW!
In stead of LOL, my mom will text OTAH…for Oh That’s a Hoot.
My mom and I were driving home when she blurted out, “I am so invested in the lives of our neighborhood pond swans”
Every time I email my mom something with a link in it, she always calls right away and asks, “will this destroy my computer?”
My stepdad wanted my mum to like his Facebook profile picture. She said, ‘Isn’t it enough to like you in real life?’
Mom forgets movie titles. Her fav movie is “you’ve got mail”..morphed into “you’ve got email”, ended with “you’ve got internet”
Taught Mom the word “friggin’”, as in, “It’s friggin’ cold!” Later that day, she said, “it’s griffin cold!”
Mom: “when’s that concert?”
Me: “what concert”
Mom: “you know, the smoking people”
She was talking about the Chainsmokers…
“i got your gif but there’s no sound”
Conversations with my mom usually look like this:
Me : Mom, my leg hurts !
Mom : because you’ve been on that damn phone too much.
If you kids didn’t cost so much, I could drink wine that comes out of a bottle.
i tell my mom that I’ve done all my homework and she calls me fake news
my mom sent me a text “I love you” with the poop emoji at the end. Asked why she sent it, she thought it was a Hershey’s kiss