"kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 13, 2016
Millennials Can't Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys— law dog, esq. (@ggooooddddoogg) May 15, 2017
"This generation can't take a joke"— sunflora (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
"millennials are narcissists" nigga i cannot afford an house, an car, an family, or 2-ply all i got is me myself and my front facing camera— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) March 15, 2017
My generation loves brunch because it's two hours of distraction from the fact we'll never own real estate.— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) March 19, 2017
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought— Vichy Thought Leader (@i_zzzzzz) October 16, 2016
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died— Sam (@sammmmmmmantha) March 8, 2017
Old people: Millennials are ruining things.— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) February 16, 2016
Millennials: You ruined the economy
Old people: Yeah but you spend too much time on your phone.
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don't know how to rotate PDFs— Waylon Mercy (@LikwidCyance) November 16, 2016
If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”— Hippo (@InternetHippo) March 19, 2017
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015
Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed— Steven (@IIIIIMCMXCV) March 11, 2017
Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry!
Middle Aged Woman: pic.twitter.com/1DEDHuP5sj
"Millennials are so entitled!"— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) February 23, 2016
Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
love 2 be a millennial sitting on my giant hoard of cash, willfully refusing to buy:— tekla (@alketrolyat) May 14, 2017
- department store things
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.— joe (@mutablejoe) November 26, 2016
Boomer: "Millennials want open office spaces."— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) October 15, 2015
Millennial: "We want to be compensated for our labor."
Boomer: "No you want bean bag chairs."
@TheEconomist I work at a grocery store— PERDS PERDS PERDS (@CowlonFullerton) July 1, 2016
BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire!— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 16, 2016
MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire
save all of us some time and replace every word of your weird article about millennials w "aging is uncomfortable and I'm afraid of change"— Albro (@bromanconsul) August 22, 2016