Every thing you’ve ever seen a parent do in public that you’ve disagreed with I’ve done in this airport today.
Asked the 7yo to pack her airline carryon. She included: an empty box, a harmonica, shark teeth, and broken glass.
Because temper tantrums are just as effective in Paris.
If texting and driving is dangerous, I don’t even want to know how dangerous it is to be parenting and driving.
What’s worse then listening to 1song on repeat for 6hrs straight?…nothing is worse.
My son still pronounces “fish” as “bitch,” I can’t wait to take him to the beach this summer to look for bitches.
My kids don’t always play with electronic toys on a car ride, but when they do, they press the same button FOR THE ENTIRE TRIP!
Pretty much the story of my life…
The click of a mother’s seatbelt on a road trip is obviously a signal to your children to drop crap they can’t reach.
The most shameful thing a dad can do is be the one who has to pee on a road trip.
Me: Look guys! We just crossed the border into Utah!
My son: Cool. What language do they speak here?
At the point where I just throw out a “No, we are NOT there yet” every five minutes or so just to save time.
B: Charles Dickens is buried there.
Toki: You said ‘dick’.
Listening to my kids argue on vacation is just like being at home except I have an ocean view.
Mom, are we on a bridge?
My wife told me it looked like I had more grey hairs than before our trip.
I’m back from a weekend away with the kids.
Notice I did not use the word “vacation”?
That was deliberate.
When I’m finally not traveling with kids but see parents that are