let’s calm down guy jogging from the gym parking lot to the gym
Everytime you don’t rerack your weights an angel loses its gains.
A dude at the gym who has been wearing sunglasses inside while WORKING OUT legit just pulled nunchucks out of his backpack
Gym etiquette 101: don’t make eye contact with me while I squat
Sir, my volume doesn’t go up an higher to tune out your excessive grunting. Tone it down
Someone just asked if I was using a machine I’m sitting on. Yes.
Every machine is open except the one I’m on, but somehow you choose the one next to me… are you kidding ?
Good morning to everyone except people who curl in the squat rack.
Good idea. Do pull ups on the one squat rack in the gym. No where else you could possibly do those.
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Guys who wear camo in the gym. You haven’t even done a single tour of the squat rack, get the fuck out.
People that go to the gym for their lunch hour give me the absolute FEAR. Go eat u fkn creep
when dudes I just matched with creep me at the gym. deleting bumble byeee
if you can bench 270 i’m super proud of you but I can’t so rerack ur fucking weights
Pick up a weight & slam it on the ground. It’s the call of the crossfitters & they’ll appear from the shadows to give you pointers.
Hi it’s me, the guy who carries a gallon of water around the gym. No time to hit the fountain. I’m always prepared for a hydration emergency
“Glad to be back at the gym!” he said to himself as he walked through a cloud of ball sweat and Axe.
Some guys at the gym watch themselves in the mirror like they wanna live with 100 reflections on an island where sadness cannot find them.
to the dude whistling in the gym shower, either get on pitch or shut the fuck up
I hate people at the gym who look like they’re having a good time. I hate them so much it’s part of my cardio.
you can find the deepest darkest corner of the gym to do hip thrusts and still some creep guy still gunna find a reason to be there
no joke, the 2 treadmills to the right of me at the gym are occupied by a girlfriend & boyfriend angrily breaking up while jogging
Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast]
Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I dunno how u can put that shit into your body
What’s the gym etiquette when someone falls asleep on the machine you want to use? Wake em up or let em snooze?