1. You completely understand and respect the truth in this statement

2. And while that may be true, THIS is you

3. Sure, you’ve tested yourself, but in the end

4. You change habits to make your phone happier

5. And in fact, the addiction is real

6. So is the irony of this statement

7. Your real life friends get jealous

8. You get distracted even when doing normal things

9. You can’t let it go

10. It forces you to live on the edge

11. You can’t even go to the bathroom without the damn thing

12. Everyone knows THIS feeling

13. There’s a lot of fear caused by your device

14. And second-hand fear, too

15. You check it incessantly

16. I mean, c’mon, who hasn’t experienced this feeling

17. Because you rely on the damn thing, for EVERYTHING

18. You want to get rid of it

19. You want this to be a real thing

20. It causes you to judge others

21. Hi, it me

22. But at the end of the day, you simply can’t imagine life without it