There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined
Millennials Can’t Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys
“kids these days have it too easy” said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
*At the shops*
Idiot millenial: “duhhh can I have a million dollars of avocado”
Me (smiling wisely): “One house please”.
Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch*
Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you’d be able to buy your own house!
Millennials: *doesn’t spend money on non-necessities*
Baby boomers: WHY AREN’T MILLENNIALS BUYING FABRIC SOFTENER? OR DIAMONDS? THEY’RE KILLING THE PAPER NAPKIN INDUSTRY! MILLENNIALS ARE SO CHEAP!
Destroy the housing market
Replace grad jobs with unpaid internships
Tell them to buy a house
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
My generation loves brunch because it’s two hours of distraction from the fact we’ll never own real estate.
Let it fall some more, bruv.
I wanna buy a house one day.
boomers: just get infinite jobs to afford infinite homes under infinite growth, sweetie :))))
Area Millennial Doesn’t Buy House; Purchases Button For Same Price
Dear Baby Boomers,
Have you ever tried to eat a house?
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.