3. LOCK HIM UP
4. INSANITY. PURE INSANITY
Stared this cop down as I filled up my water cup with lemonade
5. OOOOOH DAMN
Yesterday in one of the most high stakes moments of my life- I put Hi-C in a water cup next to a cop in a McDonald’s. I could be in jail rn
6. HELLO, 911? IT’S ME AGAIN. NO — YES, YES IT’S ABOUT SODA
I just filled up a water cup with sweet tea. While standing next to a cop. That’s what you call balls ladies and gents
stared a cop in the face while putting sprite in a water cup today like a bad ass
8. WELL, BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT
Got a water cup and put lemonade in it
9. *KENDRICK LAMAR VOICE* DAMN
Dude cop gave me the stink eye cause I got lemonade in the water cup.
10. *GUY WHO JUST STUBBED HIS TOE VOICE* ALSO DAMN
Filling up your water cup with Coke in front of a cop
11. *KID ROCK VOICE* I. AM. AN AMERICAN BADASS
Just got lemonade in my water cup while a cop was standing right next to me.
14. WELL, SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME CHARLIE. DO IT!
Just got soda in a water cup at Chipotle right in front of a cop
15. IT’S ALL TOO MUCH
Just filled up a water cup with sprite right in front of a cop
16. HOW DO PEOPLE THIS TRULY INSANE LIVE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF OUR MONOTONOUS SOCIETY?
There’s a cop next me at chipotle. Bet your ass I’m fillin that water cup with Sprite.
17. THINK ABOUT THE LEMONADE… THINK ABOUT THE LEMONADE
Adrenaline was rushing & heart was pumping at an all time high today when I filled my water cup up with lemonade right by a cop at chipotle
18. IT’S ALL JUST TOO BADASS