I need three hours to get ready and two of those are me talking myself into getting ready
I’m not worried about dying alone I’m worried about living with someone
The people that always complain I don’t talk enough never seem to actually listen when I do speak.
First rule of introvert club: there is no introvert club. Thank goodness.
*looks at Facebook event invite*
ME: “I’d rather kill myself”
*clicks on MAYBE ATTENDING*
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
how to celebrate world introvert day:
• make plans to go out & celebrate this day w other introverts
• cancel said plans & relieve everyone
guys there are people who will bring food to the place where your tv is why is there even an outside
*heart starts beating wildly*
Yes of course I got your text – I’m just ignoring it. Don’t make it weird.
your dating profile: i LOVE adventures
me: sounds like i’d have to do stuff. next–>
As an introvert, having a special place in Hell reserved just for me sounds nice
me: i’m so lonely. why doesn’t anyone ever ask to hang out??
me: *never replies to texts* *likes being alone*
You call this an awkward silence, but I assure you, this silence is less awkward than anything I might say.
When you’re at a party and you only know one person
Being really funny and witty over texts and then becoming a mumbling mess as soon as you’re outside
Everyone: “Please talk”
Me: *gets ignored*
I know it’s important to “put yourself out there,” but here’s my argument: what if it’s annoying
PROTIP: You don’t even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.
FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say “generic excuse”
Friends: omg lets go out tonight
me: okay I’m down
Friends: we’re outside
When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add “what time?” For decoration
me: new friendships sound kinda nice
brain: ok but consider this………………………….. isolation
You can find me in the club, asking everyone I came with if they’re ready to leave yet.
People who think they can just show up to your house with no warning whatsoever have issues
wondering how i will ever mantain a successful relationship when there’s nothing i value more than alone time
“This is a mistake”
-I whisper as I leave my house
Please don’t answer the phone when I call you. I just want to leave a message and make the next contact your responsibility
I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 3 months. thanks.
Sorry I’m late, just didn’t want to come, so I was trying to limit the amount of time I’d be here. I’ll leave early, too. Anyway what’s up?
when people cancel plans and u didnt wanna go anyway pic.twitter.com/zMY5soCG8g(@LoveeeeSarah) November 15, 2015
Introvert dream homes pic.twitter.com/FPZOXYrA2Q— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 1, 2017