i once took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name
I’m not forgetful, I just like to experience things twice for the first time.
Not only is my short term memory horrible, but my short term memory is also horrible.
One of the only up sides of having such a shit memory is that I can re watch shows over and over and not get bored.
good thing i have a shit memory
Hate having a bad memory, until I find an extra £5 in my purse I forgot about.
my memory’s so shit I’m really out here checking my own bank records to see where I was like I’m running an fbi investigation on myself
i think i just sneezed but i dont remember
My memory is so bad that I forgot what I was gonna tweet about.
IF I DONT TEXT BACK FOR A FEW DAYS ITS NOT CUZ IM MAD IM USUALLY REALLY FORGETFUL AND/OR I THINK I REPLIED THEN REALIZE I HAVENT DAYS AFTER.
When your memory is so bad you have to leave yourself reminders.
i can’t be lying. i’m too forgetful, i be caught immediately
I have such a bad memory I will always ask people on Snapchat what I said
once I change my password, it’s over for me I got bad memory like shit.
me every time my memory doesn’t fail me or I remember the word I’m trying to think of: holy shit its a goddamn miracle I am so fucking smart
I would tell you when my bad memory started but I can’t remember.
I like having a bad memory bc then I can go back and read my old tweets like they’re brand new and crack myself up all over again
having bad memory <<<
my worst trait is probably the fact im so forgetful, my memory is awful. however i manage to remember the unnecessary things i don’t need?
Who has two thumbs and a horrible memory? I can’t remember.