You may have an over protective mom if you go on a week long vacation and you have this much sunscreen…


There are five types of fear.
1. terror
2: panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk

legit thinking about blocking my mom on facebook

Oh your parents are protective? I was bike riding and literally caught my mom following me in her car…twice

Hanging with mom is fun because her protective instincts all get sublimated into making sure I finish my drink before we get to the airport.

My mom is the most overprotective woman ever! On my first date ever she literally took a pic of the dudes plate number I was so shook

Single Because my mom wont let me date

Lowkey hella bungover but can’t let my mom see it because she’ll f**k with me all day