me: so like what is this moisturizer good for?— ZEUS(@RuledbyZeus) August 13, 2017
Lush employee: pic.twitter.com/ZxAt65Trzk
“Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties…” – every girl in Anthropologie ever
girl, are you an ikea shopping cart because i have no way of predicting what you’re going to do next
Idk y men go to bars to meet women
Go to Target.
The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need.
why this mannequin look like it's about to give the most fire TedTalk of 2017 pic.twitter.com/sAG97SF3KW— adam crouch (@TheHoshuah) August 4, 2017
I like when you’re at Costco and there are about 15 adults lined up for half a chicken nugget
Oh this purse is cu- pic.twitter.com/fISDKgollN— puck @ abroad (@goodfellowes) July 30, 2017
Whole Foods sells $10 gift cards. The perfect gift for a loved one who wants two onions.
You'll be looking at a nice ass jacket at Forever 21 and when you turn it around and it says "MONDAYS SUCK" on the back pic.twitter.com/vHIfVK1AMi— Kerv (@Kervgotcurves) December 19, 2016
Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn’t even care if I killed someone in front of him.
When you think you found something cute at Forever 21 but they had to ruin it some way pic.twitter.com/IoIc8IHR1V—(@LexieLoks) March 20, 2017
When your straight friend Jean makes a funny joke pic.twitter.com/o180oOeqye— joey (@joeyz95) July 23, 2017
being greeted by the lush staff pic.twitter.com/swCjPFzKJA— arran (@suitelifeondick) November 30, 2016
I just know Forever 21 is going to put this on a hoodie pic.twitter.com/j7NSeqiO8k— Komrade Doruntina (@DORUNTlNA) August 8, 2017
me: do you have this in medium ?— bradlee (@holyfag) May 2, 2017
hot topic employee: pic.twitter.com/fEihDLnK6n
This mannequin just threw a textbook in the garbage and told me to call it by its first name pic.twitter.com/VLdvMBY17g— Emmett Morrison (@EmmettMorrison) October 19, 2016
the river island mannequins look like they're hungover in the shower thinking about their life choices. u ok hun pic.twitter.com/OnWYg39O0z— island griff(@griffski) October 24, 2016
Order total: $280.73— scumcity ceo (@scumcityceo) May 26, 2016
Shipping: $2.99 pic.twitter.com/04SRlSNltR