Can we talk about Brienne and the Hound acting like an amicably divorced mom and dad co-parenting Arya, their Murder Baby
dany: I can’t have kids
jon: said who? you should try
dany: well if you incest
Game of Thrones: *destroy the wall, show the wall falling apart on top of the night’s watch, has the walkers pass through ready to kill everyone*
Me: So Tormund’s alive right?
We’re gonna rebuild that wall & the Night King is going to pay for it
Lyanna: His name is Aegon Targaryen.
Lyanna: Promise me, Ned.
Ned: Fuck that stupid name. His name is Jon.
If Jaime Lannister’s hand was made of Valyrian Steel, he could bitchslap those White Walkers to death
So, I don’t understand the dragons blue fire..Does it burn? Does it freeze? Is it a magic laser? I can’t sleep now.
The most important part of the season finale
When you finally drop that toxic girl in your life and you start glowing
The only three deaths that have made me happy on game of thrones :
3. LITTLE FINGER
Theon when he gets hit on his balls,
‘What is dead may never die.’
Dany: I am the mother of dragons. I can’t have kids.
Jon: Hold my beer.
We waited 7 years to see Rhaegar, the most beautiful man in Westeros, and they gave him the Viserys Party City wig instead of the Legolas Lacefront. Disrespectful.
As soon as Sansa said “Lord Baelish”
*Jaime stays loyal to Cersei for 7 damn seasons*
*Brienne tells him to fuck loyalty*
petyr baelish: i would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling starks
When youve been waiting for Dany&Jon to get together and it finally happens-as Bran narrates the story of how theyre related.
Im sorry, the old Sansa can’t come to the phone right now.
Oh,cause she’s a badass
Littlefinger: You have no proof.
Bran: Caw caw motherfucker. Three Eyed Raven here about to fuck shit up.
Aegon Targaryen of House Targaryen, first of his name, King in the North, the White Wolf, the Undead, the Aunt Fucker.
Dany & Jon edition
TORMUND BETTER HAVE SOMEHOW SURVIVED THAT BECAUSE HIM AND BRIENNE STILL NEED TO MAKE MONSTER BABIES THAT CONQUER THE WORLD