1. This accurate depiction of cooked spinach

2. This handy pasta cooking guide

3. This hard truth for anyone cooking in a small apartment

4. And this genius solution

5. This gourmet pickup line

6. How bakers tell you they’re busy

7. This offal attempt at a joke

8. When you’re feeling both gourmet and lazy

9. The saddest spice of them all

10. This valuable piece of advice for preventing ~melt~ downs

11. Every time you grate cheese

12. This roux that is both buttery and bulletproof

13. This walk-in cooler that’s about to narrate my life

14. This punny chef who needed to clarify something

15. Every time you go to the fridge or pantry

16. When you open the door to a convection oven

17. This creme brûlée that somehow split after it baked