1. Shared revelations
So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”

2. The laughing fit
My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture


3. Family photos
My little sister took a picture of my older sister taking a picture of me taking a picture of my mom taking a selfie


4. Formal introductions
one time my sister turned around with big ass eyes and said to me, “you know what’s so weird? we’ve never formally introduced ourselves to each other”

5. Muddled speech
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

6. A work of art
what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?


7. Scary threats
one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

8. Positive feedback
whenever i see this gif

i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling
and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him
and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression

9. Savage texts
My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.


10. The cyberbully
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and I’ve been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at he wall she doesn’t know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet.

11. The petty revenge
My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result


12. The accidental feast
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80″

13. The disappointment
so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized
here’s my sister:

here’s my other sister:

and here’s me


14. The father figure
My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

15. What goes around comes around
When you come home and see your mom yelling at your sister

When your mom started yelling at you too


16. The Christmas gift
My sister thinks she is really funny


17. Sleep deprivation
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

18. The colour debate
At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”

19. The middle sister
So I was making gingerbread houses with my sisters because we were bored.
Here’s mine:

Here’s my youngest sister’s:

And here is our middle sister’s:

Happy Birthday Jesus!
I know who’s going through their scene phase
john-egberts-floating-arms / fuckyeahloldemort

20. Secret languages
when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it
#teenage girls are hardcore

21. The pity plushie
My sister bought this piplup plushie a few year ago because she felt bad for it.


22. Snacks on snacks on snacks
me: do you want to get nachos with me
sister: I already ate two hotdogs though
me: but did you eat nachos already?
sister: that’s a good point let’s go

23. The disgruntled customer
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

24. The odd one out
my sister went to a dress up party. guess which one she is?


25. Trauma support
i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

26. And the inspired thought
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world