Last year I was hiking through the mountains in Macedonia when I stumbled upon a church.
My mother, being slightly religous forced me inside. I was met by a nun who looked to be around 80.
Now, in my culture it is seen as appropriate and welcoming to kiss a person on each cheek when greeting them.
The nun went in to kiss me on the cheek but I pulled my head back and… yeah… I kissed a nun.
She acted as if nothing happened and walked away.
Yeah. I was at a party with a bunch of friends. I walked up behind my girlfriend, bent over and kissed her on the side of her neck.
Then my friend’s wife turned around, laughing, and said “Jerry, what are you doing? I guess I’m going to have to change my hairstyle so you stop mistaking me for Sandy”.
Red face moment.
I should have remembered that my girlfriend didn’t own that dress.
I was at cousin’s place.
I sat on the couch while his one year old poodle jumped on my lap.
I teased her as she tried to crawl up my face.
Eyes meet, faces collide.
I accidentally kissed that little doggie.
In college, as I was saying goodbye at parties, I used to tap my cheek with my finger to get a girl to kiss me goodbye on my cheek.
As they leaned in, I would quickly turn my face back towards her to get a free “accidental” kiss on the lips.
They would react in one of the 3 ways:
· They look at you with surprise.
· They pull you in and start kissing you more.
· They give you a goodbye handprint on your cheek.
You only live once!
Well, no, but I once kissed someone by subterfuge.
A group of us were standing about waiting for a dance festival to begin and i said to one of our friends, “I’ll bet you $2 I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.”
She thought about it and said, “OK.”
I kissed her then said, “You win!” and handed her the $2.
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She was beautiful, with soft auburn hair and deep eyes that shone with mischief.
I put my hand on her back and leaned in to kiss the top of her head.
She jerked her head back to lick my face and I made the mistake of laughing, opening my mouth. Her tongue slipped inside and I reeled away, gagging.
And that is the story of how I got French kissed by a dog.
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