*Watches Netflix happily*
*Watches Netflix stressfully*
Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes
this person probably has to study for finals
Me: I’ll do it at 6.
Me: oops, too late, got to wait until 7 now.
Realest comment I’ve ever seen
This shirt I bought about procrastination is still in its packaging years later.
The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”
me: ah yes time to start my homework
me: *opens tumblr*
me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*
me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody*
me: *rearranges room*
me: *reads les mis*
me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*
me: *writes a novel*
me: *publishes novel*
me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*
me: *takes the ring to mordor*
me: *defeats lord voldemort*
me: well its too late to start it now
im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were like yo ok be right there but then they stopped and had breakfast at an ihop for like two hours
my mom literally procrastinated on my birth so she could have a stack of god damn pancakes
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck #a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating
The only way I wouldn’t procrastinate is if one of my friends was killed every hour I didn’t do my tasks. &even then, you know. Which friend
Stressed about finals? Dont be. I never used to study. Failed exams. Did I pursue my dream anyway? No. Has it worked out? Also no
Teacher: You can’t write an essay overnight.
Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.
when even Duolingo gives up on you
work schedule: procrastinate until you hate yourself, then do work, then wonder why you waited so long, then repeat.