Lefou: No one’s slick as Gaston , No one’s quick as Gaston
Me: NO ONE’S NECK’S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON’S
Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school
omg heathers looks so good
Person: Look at that edgy teen listening to music. It’s probably heavy metal or something
The music blasting from my earphones: NO ONE’S SLICK AS GASTON, NO ONE’S QUICK AS GASTON, NO ONE’S NECK’S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON
She won’t run away if you give her a library
“Be Our Guest” is a great song but at the same time it’s a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.
I guess you could say Gaston was the winner of the No Belle Prize *slaps knee*
Can’t wait to see the movie….
What she says: I’m fine.
What she means: I was the one who had it all. I was the master of my fate. I never needed anybody in my life. I learned the truth too late. I’ll never shake away the pain.
I close my eyes but she’s still there. I let her steal into my melancholy heart. It’s more than I can bear. Now I know she’ll never leave me. Even as she runs away. She will still torment me, calm me, hurt me. Move me, come what may.
Wasting in my lonely tower. Waiting by an open door. I’ll fool myself she’ll walk right in. And be with me for evermore.
[to the tune of the song “beauty and the beast”]
When everyone turns into a human again and you low-key judge their fashion sense
Me, an intellectual:
To let the old lady or not..
that is the question..
Beast: If you won’t eat with me, you can go ahead and STARVE! *exits with a dramatic flourish*
Mrs. Potts: …