Just realized: your fingernails grow at the same speed at which continents drift. Imagine traveling across the Earth at a nail's pace. Wow.— Aatish Bhatia (@aatishb) October 16, 2014
Collision of 2 bubble rings underwater pic.twitter.com/Gtx1Mt3POl— Fermat's Library (@fermatslibrary) August 17, 2017
We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow— Niles (@River_Niles) July 15, 2015
The dinosaurs didnt “rule the earth” they were just alive stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didnt have— Hippo (@InternetHippo) August 20, 2017
Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes.— Earthman Adam (@AdamOfEarth) September 8, 2013
Mineralogy? Study of minerals.
Oceanology? Study of oceans.
Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.
This carrot looks.. as if it wants to be an astronaut so badly pic.twitter.com/AUKIMPF6nT—(@Baelitt) September 18, 2017
<– lunar eclipse— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) October 5, 2014
<– solar eclipse
"Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."— KO™ (@techoglot) September 17, 2017
Terrible joke. Only three stars.
This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.— Calvin Bottoms (@calvinb) September 13, 2017
The reality is, a vanilla soy latte is a type of three-bean soup.— Lockwood DeWitt (@lockwooddewitt) August 8, 2017
Proof by Clementine: the surface area of a sphere is 4 pi r^2 (trace around widest part of clementine 4 times) pic.twitter.com/Bxj2v6wpAO— Steven Strogatz (@stevenstrogatz) January 14, 2015
btw, the best statue in the world is the monument to rats used for DNA research in Russia pic.twitter.com/NEEY9qbCOQ— rubot 泰山 (@rubot) August 17, 2017
This is a very important general point: people are far too inclined to believe that a crisis averted was never a crisis at all. pic.twitter.com/vuJNvid0Bb— David Andress (@ProfDaveAndress) September 3, 2017
him: which die hard film had the chemicals— ʀᴇɴɪ (@moren1ke) August 2, 2017
me: everything is chemicals
him: *just the longest sigh ever*
Land: Okay, there's like 4 basic shapes and everything is pretty much that.— Gabriel Morton (@gabrielenguard) November 26, 2016
Water: I MADE A MONSTER FROM FEATHERS AND MOTOR NEURONS pic.twitter.com/krUC5hFof7
Perhaps the greatest museum description of archaeological practice ever written?! pic.twitter.com/LfP1GW7L55— token_communities (@ancient_tokens) September 9, 2017
Behold this gif of an actual fucking volcano erupting on Jupiter's moon Io. pic.twitter.com/m40XKUbjKu— AeroDork (@AeroDork) April 19, 2017
two of the deeply weirdest things you've maybe never seen are jupiter from above and below pic.twitter.com/xCscqmatqF— Rob Dubbin (@robdubbin) December 8, 2015