Just helpin’ mom carry in the groceries.
I use “my kid is sick” as an excuse to get out of stuff so often, my daughter just got a letter from the Make a Wish Foundation.
Me (lying on the couch): Can you please get me a cookie and an ice cold glass of lemonade?
My 8yo: Sure mom!
Me: I’m applying for a job, but I don’t think I’ll get it.
She: DON’T YOU TALK LIKE THAT MOM! YOU’LL GET THAT JOB, I KNOW IT!
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
Can’t, too busy eating my kid’s Halloween candy that I told him I threw away.
The girls are giving me a pedicure bless them.
My quality of life just went up!
12yr old daughter just caught and released a mouse from our hallway while son,11, simultaneously did same with a big spider !
My 8 year old just massaged me for a half hour and I’m not mad about it
Madison just rocked my world. Activated emoji’s on my iPhone.
So this is why I had kids. A chief sock putter onner.