As an introvert, self-checkout is a gift from heaven.
When you’re at a party and you only know one person
I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
when someone has the same interests as you but you don’t know how to start a friendship
Whenever I send a risky text, I like to throw my phone down and run away and pretend nothing happened
me having not left my house yet: god i cant wait to get back home
me: i’m so lonely
me: leave me alone
me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*
me two weeks later: wait a minute… F*ck
I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anyone for the next 3 months. thanks.
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.
me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet
someone: wait why can’t you hang out later?
Uber driver: ………..
Uber driver: ……….
Me: 5 stars.
how do extroverts always…… Do Things????? and when they’re not doing things they’re…. making plans to do things??? what the fuck? Stop
me texting: sarcasm on point, hilarious, snarky, too good for you
me talking: stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence
PROTIP: You don’t even have to have anything playing in the headphones to get people to stop talking to you.
when you at my door knocking and you didn’t call 1st
Me recreating an argument I had 6 hours ago with new and better points pic.twitter.com/8mtIVQTyxT—(@anisasx) April 23, 2017
when someone asks to go out the night of, without allowing 3 business days for mental preparation pic.twitter.com/Wk2n6YFfK7— Lil' Bougie (@teeshaKp) July 1, 2017
Me waiting for the phone to stop ringing so I can text you and ask you what you want pic.twitter.com/pZsAVtkmdF— Emily (@SlNFULGODDESS) February 22, 2017