There are few things more frightening than pooping in a stranger’s toilet, flushing, then watching the water begin to rise. Terriere
One thing scarier is when it actually breaks the dam and floods the bathroom floor like a shit cyclone HookersForDahl2017

If we allowed people to adopt tigers as pets, we’d probably save the tiger population while getting our own population under control at the same time.

Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.

No one has ever set their foot on the moon. There has always been a boot in the middle.

“You’re shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults. bobbyvalx9
But “you’re the shit” is a compliment. Zagorath

Anything is a UFO if you’re stupid enough.

Conspiracy theories make dumb people feel smart. NeverBob
I’d be more inclined to believe you if I wasn’t positive you’re just the CIA trying to convince me to stop conspiring against you….not fallin’ for it NeverBob, if that is your real name.Via 2Thebreezes

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there is no fish.