Someone: *is late*
Me: Were we supposed to meet at this time? Is this really the place we were going to meet up? Is it actually Thurday today? Were we even meeting at Thursday? Do I actually know this person? Do they really exist? Do I exist?
Shout out to all the mini panic attacks i have trying to put the change I get back into my wallet before it’s the next guys turn in line
does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing, but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer
Brain: What disease do you think we have?
Today is not my day.
Anonymous aksed: What state do you live in?
taur answered: constant anxiety
anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF-
me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it
anxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it
me: … go on
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:
every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive
Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat. reversingyourpolarity
This is the best description I’ve ever heard.
ME: what could possibly go wrong?
ANXIETY: *raises hand* ooh! I know this one!
When someone say ‘don’t be anxious’ and your anxiety is cured
acidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
therapist: are you ever worried that-
when you’re anxious but trying to act cool
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my ride is here
when you are constantly anxious but you don’t know why
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
god: i hage made Mankind angels: you f*cked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety