I’m 42 going on dead.
I thought I was just really tired but it’s been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
You’re not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged
I know I’m getting old because I just saw a group of hot chicks in bikinis and my first thought was “I hope they’re wearing sunblock.”
I’m not saying I’m old but I just had to increase my font size to “Billboard.”
21 yrs – woo!
22 yrs – woo!
23 yrs – woo!
24 yrs – woo!
25 yrs – woo!
26 yrs – wait
21 yrs – oh god
21 yrs – please make it stop
Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times.
My very last exams!!! Then the only thing left to worry about is college and then work and then aging and then my inevitable death :-)
I’m so old, I can remember getting through an entire day without taking a picture of anything.
If you’re ever wondered if you’re getting old, ask yourself this question. Have you ever bought expensive cheese? Therein lies your answer
My daughter just asked why we say “hang up” the phone and now I feel 90.
you know you’re getting old when people your age are having babies on purpose
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Every time a teen calls me “mom” on a social media platform I get another problem to talk about in therapy.
“You know you’re getting old when your finger cramps up while scrolling down to find the year you were born on a website.”
A grey pube is God’s way of saying “start wrapping things up.”
I may be getting old, but I’m not “let me call you, I hate texting” old.
You know you’re getting old when you pull out your high-powered back massager and actually use it on your back.
I don’t want to say I’m getting old, but I just threw my back out throwing my shoulder out.
I overheard someone I am pretty sure was recently a teenager complain about getting old so now I guess these are basically my twilight years