missed connection: you were at home streaming Netflix. I was at a different home, also streaming Netflix
missed connection: we accidentally made eye contact as i took my bra off in my car & you mouthed “sorry”
The missed connections section of @craigslist sometimes contains gold.
I tried to tell you with my eyes how amazing you are but you just kept our crack sale all business.
Missed connection: you were the flight attendant on my flight. you handcuffed me to a seat in the back because I was having a panic attack while we went through turbulence. I didn’t get your name because the sedatives kicked in and I woke up in a wheel chair at my destination.
You reached out to me in my time of need. I reached back and our soft hands met. You asked me to pull ahead to the next window, plese.
missed connection: i was eating a cupcake alone in my car, you walked by and gave me a thumbs up
Our hearing aids were screeching at each other and you shit yourself on the bench, so I gave you my shawl so nobody would know
- missed connection – the senior edition
Missed connection, you put 12 boxes of Lucky Charms in your cart and I fell to my knees drooling and crying at the sheer beauty of this…
#ObviousRedFlags This Craigslist Missed Connection
MISSED CONNECTION: I held the door for you and you said: “I guess chivalry isn’t dead” then refused to hold the elevator for me 2 minutes later.
The VERY missed connection
brb writing a missed connection to my 8th grade von dutch hat
I assume this is a missed connection that happened at the grocery store but I like to think the author missed their chance with a giant in Wheaton
Missed connection: We shared a look as we passed each other on the street. I turned around and you were staring at back at me. Also, you were a dog.
Missed Connection: you were dressed as a hot dog at @TotalWine and told me your buns would be stocking shelves in aisle three.