Only realised they were there after the flash
I dropped it…
How’s your day going?
Yep that’s snow
Was at party last weekend. The owner of the apartment told us it will be a green/blue party. (blue is a german expression for being drunk and green for weed). This guy thought we make a costume party.
I’ve been at work for four hours now… I just saw this.
Oh… Uhh… Well, sh*t.
How to lose at life
A porcupine fell from a tree and fell on her head… The apex of unluckiness.
What happens when you go for the rear defrost but hit the sun roof. Alaska style.
This happened to the plane mid-flight. The whole plane shook and our collective buttholes puckered.
Bad Morning Well, Good Morning
Fu*k this kid in particular.
What happens when you forget to roll your window up before a snowstorm.
This guy who didn’t want to risk his wiper blade
So my sister got her allergy test done and she was allergic to everything they tested for. Her worst reaction was to horses.
Some water running from the roof got stuck by the paint on the ceiling
Kid on the scooter had a bad day.